Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.