Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.