I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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