My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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