It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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