I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize
