Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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