Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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