That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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