hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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