We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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