friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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