Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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