Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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