That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
we're making bets on your personal life
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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