before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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