She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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