I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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