Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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