Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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