Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night