So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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