It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.