I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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