Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I love black thongs
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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