He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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