Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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