Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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