so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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