I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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