There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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