Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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