I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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