After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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