That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It's shark week go big or go home
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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