You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Rumble strips road head = magical
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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