Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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