I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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