I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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