Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Be still, my beating vagina.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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