you would pick up someone in the library
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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