He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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