office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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