I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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