Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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