i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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