i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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