question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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