This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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