you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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