Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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