The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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