yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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