she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it