six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment