My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO