the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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