dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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