he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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