So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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